Dear Brain,I'm tired of you. I'm tired of your lame excuses, of hearing it's too hot, of trying to move the muscles off to clean the kitchen floor because a synopsis is toooo haarrd! Suck it up! You've been around for 36 years. You might be starting to lose some brain matter but you still know better!
Focus. Concentrate. Do what you need to do, and stop writing 140 characters to anyone who'll listen every five minutes!
And try to limit the drinking to one glass of wine per day, please? I'm kind of struggling here.
Love,
Liver
So cute. Maybe the two glasses of wine per day won't be too bad. :)
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Omigosh this was so funny! Especially the twitter dig lol. I totally relate. A little discipline, please Brain!
ReplyDeleteHa-ha... so cute!! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteLOL....Brilliant!!
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Thanks for the fun! Loved it~ Have a fab weekend. :)
ReplyDeletePoor liver. She's feeling a little sluggish. Well, don't over pickle her in booze and you'll be just fine!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Hahaha omg you're too funny!
ReplyDeleteBut tweeting is so much more fun that constructing synopses.
ReplyDeleteGreat post! Very funny! I'd say more, but I'm off to have the first glass...
ReplyDeletehehehe! I think we all do that. Your liver is not alone :o) PS: Did you see my post yesterday about possibly relocating to the UK? Squeee! Excited! Possibilities galore are looming!
ReplyDeleteteeheeehee...I think we should all listen to ourselves more.
ReplyDelete*laughs*...loved this!
ReplyDeleteHaha! My brain is taking notes...darn it!
ReplyDeleteDear Liver ~ what fun is that???
ReplyDeleteTotally loved this and totally relate! I swear Synopsis are EVIL...I've been working on mine and it's enough to drive anyone to drink...
Aw, poor liver! *pats*
ReplyDeleteI love this Talli! We might possibly share the same brain. Ha.
ReplyDeletemy brain won't let me read this post. weird huh?
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Dear Liver,
ReplyDeleteStop yer griping and pass the Pimm's and don't be stingy with it baby! Thank you.
:-)
p.s have a great weekend!
Love, Brain.
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend.
My brain doesn't always listen either :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
So funny! Have a great w/end x
ReplyDeleteWhat about one and a half glasses? Or one really big glass?
ReplyDeleteFunny! Have a fantastic weekend! And remember to listen to your liver. :)
ReplyDeleteMy brain has so defeated my liver tonight. Bring on the second glass! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend everyone!
A liver with an attitude! Love it.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend and enjoy the wine.
This reminded me of those articles which used to appear in the Reader's Digest entitled 'I am John's pancreas' or 'I am Jane's kidneys'.
ReplyDeleteMy brain's gone blank on this comment. See what synopsis talk does?
ReplyDeleteVery cute. If I had my druthers, I'd cut back on the Tweets and up the wine.
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Ooh! Strict liver!
ReplyDeleteCleaning the kitchen floor or writing a synopsis & you opt for the floor?
ReplyDeleteMe too! :)
Hahahahaha... too funny and very cute!
ReplyDeleteTell your brain she'd better listen or ELSE :D
Have a great weekend!
I'm impressed. Only every 5 minutes. I think I'm every 2 minutes.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather clean the toilets than write a synopsis. (speaking of which . . . .)
Ahahaha! I sure hope your brain listens! Your liver sounds like it means business!
ReplyDeleteYou have quite a bossy liver!
ReplyDeleteNice post. I love the graphics.
ReplyDeleteBut being a man I found it tough to understand - we men are not ruled by either our livers..... or our brains.
Have a great weekend.
All the best, Boonsong
Great post... my liver needs to send my brain that message soon ... I am working on my pitch for Nationals and my revision! AACK!
ReplyDeletetwo - three bottles/day, and the brain will be pickled to the point nothing else matters... but liver will likely embrace cirrhosis :(
ReplyDeleteEasy. One glass of wine. One beer. One gin and tonic...
ReplyDeleteTee hee... as I sit here with a glass of wine as well. ;)
ReplyDeleteI drank far too much last night and I am sure my liver hates me today. As for the wanting to wash the floor instead of writing a synopsis well now that's bad!
ReplyDeleteGood luck brain and liver. You'll get through that synopsis - you will! you will!
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me smile and giggle, Talli.
ReplyDeleteNow get on with that synopsis!
Hee hee, brilliant.
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You crack me up :-)
ReplyDeleteI have this fight every time or every other day and always the brain wins so i feel your pain :)
ReplyDeleteHa! I ignore all my liver's pleas. Sometimes a second glass of wine is needed.
ReplyDeleteIt's easy for the liver to make fun of a synopsis. Let it just try and write one!
So cute!
ReplyDeleteHow about one wine and one pint? Can we make a compromise? Love ya. Brain.
ReplyDeleteBuwaahahahahahaha!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, yes, I can certainly relate. 140 characters in an otherwise non-literary forum/project does not a manuscript make. But, hey, wine it up....it can only help..... =)
This was cute Talli! Be careful with that liver!! Though I do think that 2 glasses of wine would be okay.
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious Talli! Loved it, so cute! My problem are pina coladas, the r just so good...oh boy
ReplyDeleteLOL! I'm glad I can't drink wine anymore because that would be a problem for me as well. :)
ReplyDeleteThat's cute.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to stick to the recommended one glass. Especially when the wine is tasty and the writing is going well. I totally hear you. :)