I ate a whole packet of Red Twizzlers in half an hour this week. Oh yes I did. #imapigandidontevencare
I'm high on paint fumes right now. #anditfeelssogood
I hate Justin Bieber with a vengeance. #theonetimeineverbragaboutcanada
I haven't brushed my hair yet today. #thankgodforshorthair
Any truths to confess? Oh, apparently the Vatican is taking confessions via iPhone now... if you want to take it a step further!